Touch of Evil-inspired parking lot mural Don’t open your trunk!
Charles only cuts the hair of kids with Progeria, the rapid aging syndrome
Caption this photo of Toronto mayor Rob Ford
Try to find NASA’s website online. You can’t. They shut it down because the US government’s shut down. What about their astronauts floating in space? Did NASA turn off their oxygen?
My superfine girlfriend is a wolf whisperer. She knows how to calm the beast in me.
Better call …
Fine, then I’ll take my business elsewhere
We have dog sled valets. Los Angeles has this…and with Christmas lights, no less.
Rule #1) Every zamboni driver looks like a molester Rule #2) Every hockey rink mural is 67% ominous
Venice Beach souvenir