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Gorgeous out. So excited to go on this boat cruise today, I washed the blood out of my getaway runners: That red blotch on the table is barbecue sauce.
Our drawling, heavily-medicated neighbour is on longterm disability. He’s a horrible driver and an appalling parker. No surprise then…he just rammed + scratched my new convertible while attempting the World’s Worst Parking Job. I could get insurance to cover damages but may suggest a payoff in medical-grade narcotics. Here’s what I’ll look like when the…
My dog Kyle brings all the ice cold ciders to the yard
TRAVEL TIP: Don’t eat here. This place is a dump.
Found this dead body in an Albuquerque salsa factory. Cost of doing business with Walter White? Unrelated: these brothers make excellent salsa.
If you’ve been wondering whether you should move forward in your relationship or just cut bait and move on, this just might be The Sign You’ve Been Waiting For. Of course, this could be horrible advice. You’ll never know until you take the chance and ruin everything. Good luck.
This is like the end of Rocky II
Every time I walked past this bathroom in The Burrard Hotel lobby, I suddenly had to stop and rush inside.
Nice touch at the Burrard Hotel in Vancouver, BC: Stay at this hipster-rific downtown hotel and they’ll lend you a cruiser bike to bomb around town.
On Canada Day, this ‘party boat’ was blasting a slow, jazzy, soul-killing cover of the classic Tequila song by The Champs. The sound was horrible. Dogs howled. Children screamed. Men wept. SINK THIS BOAT. Last seen off the Sunshine Coast headed towards Gibsons, BC (Canada)
Ken Hegan 