By Ken Hegan for Toro magazine I’m training hard to become the World’s Greatest Lover. This week I discovered that the inmates at Guantanamo Bay — all alleged terrorists — have a favourite book. Now you might think their most requested book would be the Qur’an or The Autobiography of Malcolm X. But according to U.S. congressman…
By Ken Hegan for Toro magazine So I’m training to become the World’s Greatest Lover. This week: I’m back from a hot summer road trip that took us to some of the seediest, dankest, sexiest motels on the continent. My favourite was the lovely Bel-Air motel in Penticton, BC. The Bel-Air is a faded, two-storey,…
By Ken Hegan for Toro magazine So I’m training to become the World’s Greatest Lover. This morning I’m testing a libido-enhancing breakfast cereal. It’s a potent, Toronto-based product called Sexcereal available in Canada and around the planet. As you can see from the picture, Sexcereal is supposed to turn your penis into a hard gold…
By Ken Hegan for Toro magazine So I’m naked in my tub and studying the brand new Kama Sutra Bath Book. Subtitled ‘Sudsy Fun in the Tub for Grown-Ups’, this waterproof plastic bath book is billed as the “first-ever take-in-the-tub sex guide for grown-ups” [and man am I relieved they added the words ‘for grown-ups’].…
By Ken Hegan for Toro magazine This week I studied the wisdom of Colin Christopher, billed as “one of the most popular stage hypnotists in North America, “a certified clinical hypnotherapist, “ and a master of hypnotizing Arkansas TV personalities to embarrass themselves on morning shows. Colin is promoting himself as a sex guru to…