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By Ken Hegan for MSN Travel Pipe down, punters! Premier Inn, a UK hotel chain, is installing noise-activated alarms in the hallways of over 600 of their budget hotels in the UK and Ireland. According to The Daily Mail, the alarms work much like speed cameras. When guests talk / yell / beat each other…
By Ken Hegan for MSN Travel What a riot! The same U.K. adventure company behind the thrilling, shoot-’em-up Zombie Shopping Mall adventure is now offering Riot Training Experience. Wish.co.uk will teach you and your mates how to beat on scofflaws like you’re a Vancouver cop in ’11. For a mere £79 ($125 CDN), you can…
By Ken Hegan for Toro magazine In my quest to become the World’s Greatest Lover, I’ve learned cheesy pickup lines that actually work, oral sex that’ll blow her mind and how to perform the ancient art of “The Quickie.” Now I’m learning sex tips from some random woman on the Internet. A British sexpert, Siski…
By Ken Hegan for MSN Travel Remember in 2009 when a U.S. Airways passenger jet crash-landed into the Hudson River off of midtown Manhattan? You’d definitely remember if you were on that flight. The captain, Capt. “Sully” Sullenberger, had to down the jet soon after it slammed into a flock of Canadian geese. Both of…
By Ken Hegan for MSN Travel You can always count on Ryanair for controversy. Ryanair’s outspoken cost-cutting CEO, Michael O’Leary, once vowed that his airline would charge for toilets. Ten years ago, the airline famously refused to offer wheelchairs to disabled passengers. This year they introduced seats that don’t recline. Plus the airline now charges…
By Ken Hegan for Toro magazine To become the World’s Greatest Lover, I’m learning something new and filthy all the time. This week: I’ve got my grubby hands on a hot new book called The Simultaneous O: A Couple’s Guide to Achieving the Ultimate Climax. Which is a pretty sad title, really, because ‘ultimate’ means…
By Ken Hegan for Toro magazine I used to be a crap lay but now I’m on the comeback trail. To become the World’s Greatest Lover, I’m taking advice from love doctors, sexperts, sex toy manufacturers and street perverts. Each week, I’m learning something new and filthy. Today, I’m studying Sex Position Sequences, a handsome,…
By Ken Hegan for MSN Travel True story: A publicist loaned me a new Jaguar XJ-L for the week. Have you seen this beast? Picture a luxury sedan that’s as rich and white as Mr. Romney’s real hair colour under the varnish. They said I could drive its cream leather seats anywhere I wanted: Alberta,…
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