Our drawling, heavily-medicated neighbour is on longterm disability.

He’s a horrible driver and an appalling parker. No surprise then…he just rammed + scratched my new convertible while attempting the World’s Worst Parking Job.

I could get insurance to cover damages but may suggest a payoff in medical-grade narcotics.

Here’s what I’ll look like when the morphine kicks in.

Update: the neighbour confessed and took 100% responsibility. Now to get ‘paid’…